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驾牌考试坛 :: puma

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:29:40 GMT

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爱车改装坛 :: There was a man that owned a giant gorilla

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:29:20 GMT

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主题: There was a man that owned a giant gorilla
时间: 2010-3-12, 22:29 (GMT 8)

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he?d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o?clock.
But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur.

So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, ?Why can?t I touch its fur?? as their didnt seem to be anything wrong with it.

Every day he came in and looked for a little while longer as he still couldnt understand until, about a week later, he?d worked himself into a frenzy and decided that he was going to touch the gorilla.
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He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur.

Suddenly the gorilla went ape and started to jump around, then it turned and began to running towards the man who, in turn, ran through the front door, over the lawn, across the street, into some one else?s sports car and drove off.

In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in its own sports car, driving right behing him.

He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone?s front garden and up the apple tree.

He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest.

The man jumped down and ran back in to the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he?d lost the gorilla.

The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shaddow coming down the street ahead.

The gorilla!

It came to the end of the alley, stood and looked striaght into the bloodshoot eyes of the man and came towards him slowly.

This time there was no escape. As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint.

The giant beast came face to face with him, raised its mighty hand and said, ?Tag! You?re it!?
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没车YY坛 :: Acronyms for International Airlines

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:28:59 GMT

作者: ghij416
主题: Acronyms for International Airlines
时间: 2010-3-12, 22:28 (GMT 8)

Acronyms for International Airlines

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ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

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Britain

BOAC = Better on a camel
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Belgium

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

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Pakistan

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

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Yugoslavia

JAT = Joke About Time
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Pacific Western Airlines

PWA = Pray While Aloft

PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines

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Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.
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有车FB坛 :: Polostore.us

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:28:39 GMT

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主题: Polostore.us
时间: 2010-3-12, 22:28 (GMT 8)

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驾牌考试坛 :: THE MAGIC FROG

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:28:24 GMT

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主题: THE MAGIC FROG
时间: 2010-3-12, 22:28 (GMT 8)

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope." The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."

The man?s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again. "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

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爱车改装坛 :: puma

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:28:03 GMT

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主题: puma
时间: 2010-3-12, 22:28 (GMT 8)

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没车YY坛 :: Two storks

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:27:40 GMT

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主题: Two storks
时间: 2010-3-12, 22:27 (GMT 8)

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don?Lt worry, son. Your mother will come back. She?Ls only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it?Ls father?Ls turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he?Ls bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
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A few days later, the stork?Ls parents are desperate: their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he?Ls been all night.
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有车FB坛 :: www.airmaxtnfr.com

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:27:18 GMT

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时间: 2010-3-12, 22:27 (GMT 8)

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驾牌考试坛 :: nike air max 2009

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:27:00 GMT

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主题: nike air max 2009
时间: 2010-3-12, 22:27 (GMT 8)

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爱车改装坛 :: www.airmaxtnfr.com

ghij416 — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:26:41 GMT

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时间: 2010-3-12, 22:26 (GMT 8)

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没车YY坛 :: poloofr.com

ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:39:13 GMT

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主题: poloofr.com
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:39 (GMT 8)

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ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:38:57 GMT

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主题: nike air max 2009
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:38 (GMT 8)

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驾牌考试坛 :: Why did the ram fall off the

ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:38:41 GMT

作者: ghij416
主题: Why did the ram fall off the
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:38 (GMT 8)

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爱车改装坛 :: poloofr.com

ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:38:24 GMT

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主题: poloofr.com
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:38 (GMT 8)

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没车YY坛 :: puma shoes

ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:38:08 GMT

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主题: puma shoes
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:38 (GMT 8)

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有车FB坛 :: THE MAGIC FROG

ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:37:53 GMT

作者: ghij416
主题: THE MAGIC FROG
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:37 (GMT 8)

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope." The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."

The man?s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again. "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!"Nike tn
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驾牌考试坛 :: There was a man that owned a giant gorilla

ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:37:36 GMT

作者: ghij416
主题: There was a man that owned a giant gorilla
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:37 (GMT 8)

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he?d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o?clock.
But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur.

So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, ?Why can?t I touch its fur?? as their didnt seem to be anything wrong with it.

Every day he came in and looked for a little while longer as he still couldnt understand until, about a week later, he?d worked himself into a frenzy and decided that he was going to touch the gorilla.
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He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur.

Suddenly the gorilla went ape and started to jump around, then it turned and began to running towards the man who, in turn, ran through the front door, over the lawn, across the street, into some one else?s sports car and drove off.

In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in its own sports car, driving right behing him.

He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone?s front garden and up the apple tree.

He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest.

The man jumped down and ran back in to the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he?d lost the gorilla.

The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shaddow coming down the street ahead.

The gorilla!

It came to the end of the alley, stood and looked striaght into the bloodshoot eyes of the man and came towards him slowly.

This time there was no escape. As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint.

The giant beast came face to face with him, raised its mighty hand and said, ?Tag! You?re it!?
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爱车改装坛 :: Polostore.us

ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:37:17 GMT

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主题: Polostore.us
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:37 (GMT 8)

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驾牌考试坛 :: Why did the ram fall off the

ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:36:44 GMT

作者: ghij416
主题: Why did the ram fall off the
时间: 2010-3-08, 11:36 (GMT 8)

Why did the ram fall off the cliff? Because he didn't see the ewe turn.
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ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:36:28 GMT

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主题: puma shoes
时间: 2010-3-08, 11:36 (GMT 8)

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ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:36:08 GMT

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时间: 2010-3-08, 11:36 (GMT 8)

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有车FB坛 :: Polostore.us

ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:35:48 GMT

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主题: Polostore.us
时间: 2010-3-08, 11:35 (GMT 8)

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驾牌考试坛 :: Acronyms for International Airlines

ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:35:24 GMT

作者: ghij416
主题: Acronyms for International Airlines
时间: 2010-3-08, 11:35 (GMT 8)

Acronyms for International Airlines

Italy

ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia

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Britain

BOAC = Better on a camel
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Belgium

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pakistan

PIA = Please, Inform Allah

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yugoslavia

JAT = Joke About Time
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Pacific Western Airlines

PWA = Pray While Aloft

PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines

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Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.
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爱车改装坛 :: Why did the ram fall off the

ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:35:03 GMT

作者: ghij416
主题: Why did the ram fall off the
时间: 2010-3-08, 11:35 (GMT 8)

Why did the ram fall off the cliff? Because he didn't see the ewe turn.
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ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:34:44 GMT

作者: ghij416
主题: puma shoes
时间: 2010-3-08, 11:34 (GMT 8)

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