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时间: 2010-3-10, 10:37 (GMT 8)

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驾牌考试坛 :: There was a man that owned a giant gorilla

ghij416 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:37:36 GMT

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主题: There was a man that owned a giant gorilla
时间: 2010-3-10, 10:37 (GMT 8)

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he?d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o?clock.
But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur.

So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, ?Why can?t I touch its fur?? as their didnt seem to be anything wrong with it.

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He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur.

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In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in its own sports car, driving right behing him.

He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone?s front garden and up the apple tree.

He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest.

The man jumped down and ran back in to the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he?d lost the gorilla.

The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shaddow coming down the street ahead.

The gorilla!

It came to the end of the alley, stood and looked striaght into the bloodshoot eyes of the man and came towards him slowly.

This time there was no escape. As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint.

The giant beast came face to face with him, raised its mighty hand and said, ?Tag! You?re it!?
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ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:36:44 GMT

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时间: 2010-3-08, 11:36 (GMT 8)

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驾牌考试坛 :: Acronyms for International Airlines

ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:35:24 GMT

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主题: Acronyms for International Airlines
时间: 2010-3-08, 11:35 (GMT 8)

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ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:35:03 GMT

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时间: 2010-3-08, 11:35 (GMT 8)

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ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:34:44 GMT

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时间: 2010-3-08, 11:34 (GMT 8)

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ghij416 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:34:26 GMT

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时间: 2010-3-08, 11:34 (GMT 8)

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没车YY坛 :: EXTRACTS FROM THE SECRET DIARIES OF CATS

ghij416 — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:04:59 GMT

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主题: EXTRACTS FROM THE SECRET DIARIES OF CATS
时间: 2010-3-06, 3:04 (GMT 8)

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed (again).

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
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DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.

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有车FB坛 :: There was a man that owned a giant gorilla

ghij416 — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:04:41 GMT

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主题: There was a man that owned a giant gorilla
时间: 2010-3-06, 3:04 (GMT 8)

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he?d never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and had to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. So he explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o?clock.
But he was never ever, ever to touch its fur.

So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, ?Why can?t I touch its fur?? as their didnt seem to be anything wrong with it.

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He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur.

Suddenly the gorilla went ape and started to jump around, then it turned and began to running towards the man who, in turn, ran through the front door, over the lawn, across the street, into some one else?s sports car and drove off.

In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in its own sports car, driving right behing him.

He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone?s front garden and up the apple tree.

He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest.

The man jumped down and ran back in to the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he?d lost the gorilla.

The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shaddow coming down the street ahead.

The gorilla!

It came to the end of the alley, stood and looked striaght into the bloodshoot eyes of the man and came towards him slowly.

This time there was no escape. As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint.

The giant beast came face to face with him, raised its mighty hand and said, ?Tag! You?re it!?
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驾牌考试坛 :: Acronyms for International Airlines

ghij416 — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:03:12 GMT

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主题: Acronyms for International Airlines
时间: 2010-3-06, 3:03 (GMT 8)

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Britain

BOAC = Better on a camel
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Belgium

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Pakistan

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ghij416 — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:02:52 GMT

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时间: 2010-3-06, 3:02 (GMT 8)

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