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wilsonwei

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标题: fw:一个中国司机不得不说的话！

说实在的，俺在驾校学车的时候可是个一级好学员，俺对交通法什么道路法的很尊重。俺也愿意认真学习法律，俺不开车的时候，道德也很高尚，可是有时候，俺发现，现实生活跟俺想象中的，还真不一个样儿！没办法啊！！俺本来是一个循规守矩的本份司机，可是俺发现，有时候为了能生存，俺不得不闭着眼睛干一些缺德的事！！

　　1，行车的时候，俺本来想保持安全车距，听说是五十米，可是俺刚刚踩一脚刹车，前面就夹进去二三辆车！俺还吓出一身冷汗！看来安全车距并不安全，所以俺决定，以后俺离前车的距离，不超过一米！！这样对于俺来说才更安全！！

　　2，穿人行横道的时候，俺本来想学人外国司机，候在人行横道上礼让行人，可是俺后面的车不停地按喇叭催俺还拿大灯晃俺，俺想，急个啥哟，让行人先走嘛，反正咱有车，再说要开奥运得发扬文明素质为北京争光啊，俺这么想着，心里还因为做了一件高尚的事而美滋滋的，谁知后面那车立刻从俺左边挤上来超过俺的车，副坐上那人还落下车窗骂俺一句：你有病啊！！额的娘啊，俺该如何是好？！俺不挤行人，俺就得挨骂？

　　3，要说咱中国的行人其实也是不好惹的。俺经常遇到这种情况：好好地在三环上开着车，突然出现一个穿插在车海中的行人，有时候甚至可能是一辆三轮车或者行动迟缓的大爷大妈，吓得俺这个老司机一脚刹车一身冷汗不说，弄不好吓着那们正在理直气壮横穿马路的人，还会骂你一句：你找死啊！往哪开的，怎么开的车？！

　　所以俺抹了抹脸上委曲的泪水和冷汗，俺决定，以后俺不能对行人“文明”了。这样俺既不会被后面的司机骂，也不会被横穿马路的行人骂！

　　4，红灯的时候，俺本来想减速之后在直行的路口规规矩矩排队等候，可是左侧那辆捷达滋溜一下就从左转线并了过来抢在本来属于俺的直行位置上，弄得俺来了个急刹车！捷达车的司机一点儿表示都没有！所以俺以后决定，红灯的时候，俺决定不到路口绝不减速，这样就没人跟我抢啦！！

　　5，从三环主路出去的时候，俺本来老老实实地在那条唯一的主路驶出道里排队等候，可是有辆金杯大模大样地轧过白线就把车头压在了俺的小车之前，俺只能让他先走，不然就得剐蹭，结果后边不停地有车这样夹在俺前头，俺在主路驶出道里足足等了半个小时，才开出三环。先不说排在俺后面的车不停地按嗽叭骂俺，俺心里这个委屈啊。。做个守规矩的人就这么挨欺负？？所以俺决定，以后俺也这么夹！反正警察也不管！！

　　6，夜间行车的时候，除了在没有路灯的农村，俺本来是很少开远灯的。可是胆小如鼠的俺，却经常在三环路上被对面的远灯晃得晕头转向。俺一急，一不做二不休，俺也开！谁怕谁！反正俺已经看不清路了，不如以其人之道还治其人之身！没想到，对面的车丝毫没有悔改之心，还用灯光晃俺……所以，从此以后，俺就养成了一开夜路就开大灯的习惯！你还别说，从那以后俺的夜间辨识视力被练得越来越好了！路上跑着一只耗子俺都看得个清楚！

　　7，转弯让直行，这是俺从驾校出来牢记的第一个道理，可是实际上，俺绿灯直行的时候，就从来没见过对面左拐的车让过俺！！有一次俺理直气壮地想，凭什么啊，按法律俺有义务先行啊！俺于是正常加速，结果俺就很光荣地撞在了对面那辆丝毫没有减速的左拐车上！没想到之后的事情更奇怪：左拐车的司机跳下车来之后，反而指着俺的鼻子质问：你怎么不减速啊！！虽然后来交警判他全责，可是俺的车……这次“光荣守法”的经历，让俺终于学会了应该怎么在实际行车中正确处理交通法……那就是：以后俺见了左拐的车，一定要忍气吞声让他老人家先过。不然吃苦的只有自己！交通法是不是应该修改一下啊！

　　8，以前过高速收费站的时候，俺总是按着自己的行进方向，减速、排队，从不着急抢行。可是俺发现总有车在俺减速的时候抢在咱们排的那条队里面，更有技术"高明"的司机，在几条排队等候的车队里钻来转去。只要后车稍微一迟疑，他马上把车头调转加速冲上去加在前面，俺就纳了闷了：这人到底是有什么急事呢。。。后来发现那钻缝的司机一脸坦然和麻木的样子，看来不是有急事，估计是习惯使然。得，既然大家都这么干，俺也这么干！有空就钻，这才是生存道理！！

　　9，上路就要开快车，破车必须给好车让道。这是俺在学校和驾校里都没有学过的。不过，俺在社会这个大学堂上学到了。说到这里，大家都应该知道俺开的是国产的小破车。但俺的车况还好，提速和减速也都完全没有问题，完全可以保证在市区二三环路上不压车不超车，可是实际上的情况是，俺好端端地走在路上的时候，经常被后面的车鸣笛晃灯，俺看一眼速表，八十M，俺已经到了环路最高限速了啊，后边的老先生这是要干甚么啊。难不成要在三环路上开飞机？您说您要是军车警车，俺还真得乖乖让路。难道因为您可以飙到一百八十M以上，就应该给您让路先行？

　　10，以前俺并线的时候，总是一板一眼的先打转向灯，看一眼反光镜后车的距离，再并线，可是现在俺不这么干了，俺一看有足够距离，俺就立刻抢到俺想去的那条路上去！你要问为什么俺会堕落到这个地步？！那俺告诉你，如果俺先打转向再并线，俺一定并不过去！因为后车一定要加油往前猛窜不让俺并！而且就这么抢着并着，俺现在也养成了这个习惯，只要看见前方的车打转向，俺就不由自主地想加油！额滴神啊！有时候我不禁想这么骂自己：你说你着的哪门子的急哟！

　　记得有个记者采访过老外，据说老外对中国司机的某些行为着实不能理解：一上路就一副心急火燎的样子，一个劲儿的加油，不到万不得已绝不踩刹车，有空就钻，有车就超，见到行人就按喇叭，过路口就要抢，朝车外乱丢垃圾吐痰弹烟灰……俺以前特别痛恨这些现象，可是，俺开着开着，，，，竟然也变成了这个样子，，，因为只有这个样子，貌似才是正常滴中国司机~~~

2008-1-19, 16:15

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2008-1-19, 20:18

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2008-1-24, 21:40

ai520long

加入时间: 2009/01/17

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标题: Re: fw:一个中国司机不得不说的话！

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Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.

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Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?"

"It was Time," Knowledge answered.

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Love and Time

2009-1-17, 9:56

juanlin

加入时间: 2009/02/13

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标题: Re: fw:一个中国司机不得不说的话！

A long time ago and far away there lived a King and a Queen .They were very happy, for their first child, a girl, had been born.

　　" We must have a grand christening for her," said the King , who was delighted to have a daughter.

　　"We must invite all the fairies of the kingdom to bless her," said the Queen.

　　"How many are there now ?" asked the King.

　　"Twelve or wow gold, thirteen," said his wife. "Send the invitations . We`ll soon find out ."

　　There were twelve fairies, and they were all sent invitations. A thirteen fairy had not been heard of for so long that it was presumed that she was dead. No invitation was sent. The day of the christening was sunny and bright. The Princes was named Briar Rose, and the fairies began to give their gifts.

　　The gifts continued in this way, wishing all that was good for Briar Rose. Eleven of the twelve fairies wow gold, had given their gifts when the room suddenly went dark. After a great flash of light a small dark figure stood in front of the King and Queen.

　　"All the fairies of the kingdom have given their blessings. Well, here`s mine for the Princess. On her sixteenth birthday she will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die."

　　There is still my gift for Briar Rose," she said. "The fairy`s curse cannot be undone, but I can change it a little. She will fall into a deep sleep that will last one hundred years," There was a great hubbub in the hall as everyone discussed the events.

　　The following day the King issued a proclamation, ordering that all spinning wheels and spindles wow power leveling, were to be destroyed. Throughout the land there were great fires as the spinning wheels were burned.

　　Over the years, the Princess grew into a lovely girl. All who met her were enchanted by her.

　　Eventually, the bad fairy`s wish was forgotten. All spinning wheels and spindles had been destroyed ,so there was no reminder. And the fairy was not heard of again.

　　That part of the palace was very old, and there were very few people there. The base of the tower was in a corridor. wow gold, The entrance was a small, very solid looking door. The key was on the outside.

　　"Today is her sixteenth birthday-the day when the curse may fall. Somebody must know where she is."

　　Nearly power leveling, everyone had seen her, but nobody knew where she had been going.

　　
　　"There must be a wonderful view of the rest of the palace and grounds from the window, "said the Princess . Then she heard a strange whirring sound. It was unlike anything that she had ever heard before.

　　She pushed wow gold, the door open and went into the room. There, in the middle, sat an old woman working at a spinning wheel. Behind her was an enormous bed.

　　She sat on the stool in front of the wheel and the wheel whirred round. As soon as she touched the spindle she pricked her finger. She fell to the floor in a deep sleep. The old woman, wow gold, who was really the thirteenth fairy in disguise, picked her up and laid her on the bed.

　　At that moment, all over the place, people began to asleep. The cooks who were preparing for the party wow power leveling,fell asleep over the stirring and tasting. The scullery maids fell asleep over the washing up. The laundry maid fell asleep while they dusted, polished and prepared for the party.

　　Years passed, wow gold, and from time to time a King`s son would come to the famous briar hedge to try and find the mysterious sleeping Princess that the legend spoke of. But none got through. The hedge was too strong and the Princes were cut to bits.

went through into the palace grounds, walking past the sleeping rabbits, birds and butterflies, wow gold, and the gardeners at their work. The kitchens were full of cooks and maids who hadn`t moved for a hundred years -- They were all fast asleep. Even the King and Queen who were seated at the table in the Great Hall were sleeping soundly!

　　The party was still to be held, but it was an engagement party instead of a birthday party. The Prince and Briar Rose were to be married.

　　The hedge disappeared and the village saw the palace again and realised the legend had been true.

　　The bad fairy was never heard of again.
deep sleep Princess

2009-2-13, 9:05

sunshine

加入时间: 2009/07/23

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标题: Re: fw:一个中国司机不得不说的话！

Can it really be sixty-two years ago that I first saw you?

It is truly a lifetime, I know. But as I gaze into your eyes now, it seems like only yesterday that I first saw you, in that small café in Hanover Square. (power leveling)

From the moment I saw you smile, as you opened the door for that young mother and her newborn baby. I knew. I knew that I wanted to share the rest of my life with you.

I still think of how foolish I must have looked, as I gazed at you, that first time. I remember watching you intently, as you took off your hat and loosely shook your short dark hair with your fingers. I felt myself becoming 1)immersed in your every detail, as you placed your hat on the table and cupped your hands around the hot cup of tea, gently blowing the steam away with your 2)pouted lips.

From that moment, everything seemed to make perfect sense to me. The people in the café and the busy street outside all disappeared into a 3)hazy 4)blur. All I could see was you.

All through my life I have relived that very first day. Many, many times I have sat and thought about that the first day, and how for a few 5)fleeting moments I am there, feeling again what is like to know true love for the very first time. It pleases me that I can still have those feelings now after all those years, and I know I will always have them to comfort me.

Not even as I shook and trembled uncontrollably in the 6)trenches, did I forget your face. I would sit huddled into the wet mud, terrified, as the hails of bullets and mortars crashed down around me. I would 7)clutch my rifle tightly to my heart, and think again of that very first day we met. I would cry out in fear, as the noise of war beat down around me. But, as I thought of you and saw you smiling back at me, everything around me would be become silent, and I would be with you again for a few precious moments, far from the death and destruction. It would not be until I opened my eyes once again, that I would see and hear the 8)carnage of the war around me.

I cannot tell you how strong my love for you was back then, when I returned to you on leave in the September, feeling 9)battered, bruised and fragile. We held each other so tight I thought we would burst. I asked you to marry me the very same day and I 10)whooped with joy when you looked deep into my eyes and said "yes" to being my bride.(wow power level)

I`m looking at our wedding photo now, the one on our dressing table, next to your jewellery box. I think of how young and innocent we were back then. I remember being on the church steps grinning like a 11)Cheshire cat, when you said how dashing and handsome I looked in my uniform. The photo is old and faded now, but when I look at it, I only see the bright vibrant colors of our youth. I can still remember every detail of the pretty wedding dress your mother made for you, with its fine delicate lace and pretty pearls. If I concentrate hard enough, I can smell the sweetness of your wedding bouquet as you held it so proudly for everyone to see.

I remember being so over enjoyed, when a year later, you gently held my hand to your waist and whispered in my ear that we were going to be a family.

I know both our children love you dearly; they are outside the door now, waiting.

Do you remember how I panicked like a mad man when Jonathon was born? I can still picture you laughing and smiling at me now, as I 12)clumsily held him for the very first time in my arms. I watched as your laughter faded into tears, as I stared at him and cried my own tears of joy.

Sarah and Tom arrived this morning with little Tessie. Can you remember how we both hugged each other tightly when we saw our tiny granddaughter for the first time? I can`t believe she will be eight next month. I am trying not to cry, my love, as I tell you how beautiful she looks today in her pretty dress and red shiny shoes, she reminds me so much of you that first day we met. She has her hair cut short now, just like yours was all those years ago. When I met her at the door her smile wrapped around me like a warm glove, just like yours used to do, my darling.world of warcraft power leveling

I know you are tired, my dear, and I must let you go. But I love you so much it hurts to do so.

As we grew old together, I would tease you that you had not changed since we first met. But it is true, my darling. I do not see the wrinkles and grey hair that other people see. When I look at you now, I only see your sweet tender lips and youthful sparkling eyes as we sat and had out first picnic next to that small stream, and chased each other around that big old oak tree. I remember wishing those first few days together would last forever. Do you remember how exciting and wonderful those days were?

I must go now, my darling. Our children are waiting outside. They want to say goodbye to you.

I wipe the tears away from my eyes and bend my frail old legs down to the floor, so that I can kneel beside you. I lean close to you and take hold of your hand and kiss your tender lips for the very last time.

2009-7-23, 16:01

lj520ail

加入时间: 2009/08/29

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标题: Re: fw:一个中国司机不得不说的话！

“淡”是人生最深的滋味
　　苏东坡在最落难的时候，Atlantica gold, 在岸边写下大江东去，浪淘尽，写出最好的诗句出来。受到皇帝赏识时，他的书法漂亮、工整、华丽，而且得意。因为他是一个才子，才子总是很得意的。但是他从来没有想过,他让很多人受过伤。他得意的时候，很多人恨得要死，别人没有他的才气，当然要恨他。但是他落难写的书法，这么笨、这么拙，Atlantica power leveling, 歪歪倒倒无所谓，却变成中国书法的极品。
　　此时苦味出来了，他开始知道生命的苦味，并不是你年轻时得意忘形的样子，而是在这么卑屈、所有的朋友都不敢见你的时候，在河边写出最美的诗句。
　　他原来是一个翰林大学士，但因为政治，朋友都避得远远的。当时他的朋友马梦得，不怕政治上受连累，帮苏轼夫妇申请了一块荒芜的旧营地使用，所以苏轼就改名叫苏东坡。
　　苏东坡开始在那里种田、写诗，Dofus Kamas, 他忽然觉得：我何必一定要在政治里争这些东西？为什么不在历史上建立一个光明磊落的生命情感？
　　所以他那时候写出最好的诗。他有米可吃了，还跟他太太说，让我酿点酒喝好不好？他还是要喝酒！夜饮东坡醒复醉是说，晚上就在这个坡地喝酒，醒了又醉、醒了又醉；归来彷佛三更则是，回来已经很晚。家童鼻息已雷鸣是说，ffxi gil, 当地还有一个小孩帮他管管家务，但是他睡着了，鼻子打呼。敲门都不应是指，苏东坡敲门都不应。rohan crone, 我们看到他之前的诗，敲门都不应，就要发脾气了，可是现在就算了，他就走去听江水的声音，倚仗听江声。　　苏轼变成了苏东坡后，他觉得丑都可以是美。他开始欣赏不同的东西，他那时候跑到黄州的夜市喝点酒，碰到一身刺青的壮汉，那个人就把他打在地上说：什么东西，你敢碰我！你不知道我在这里混得怎样？他不知道这个人是苏东坡，然后倒在地上的苏东坡，忽然就笑起来，回家写了封信给马梦得说：自喜渐不为人知。我觉得是了不起生命的过程，他过去为什么这么容易得意忘形？他是才子，全天下都要认识他，然后他常常不给人好脸色，可是落难之后，他的生命开始有另外一种<包容，有另外一种力量。
　　所以我觉得，苏东坡酸甜苦辣咸百味杂陈最后出来的一个味觉是淡，所有的味觉都过了，你才知道淡的精采，你才知道一碗白稀饭、一块豆腐好像没有味道，可是这个味觉是生命中最深的味觉。9Dragons Gold,
　　你会发现他在做官的时候，从来没有感觉到清风徐来，但是从他的诗中看到，因为他不做官，才感觉到清风。
　　我觉得苏东坡应该感谢的是：他不断被下放，每一次的下放就更好一点。因为整个生命被现实的目的性绑住了，所以被下放的时候，才可以回到自我，才能写出这么美的句子出来。
　　他可以感受到：world of warcraft power leveling, 历史上那些争名争利，最后变成一场虚空。可以多情应笑我，早生华发，是因为他回到自我。
　　我相信，美是一个自我的循环。美到最后不管你是富贵，或是贫穷，有自我，才有美可言，如果这个自我是为别人而活着，其实感觉都不会美。
　　所以这个淡是你经历酸、甜、苦、辣、咸以后，才知道淡的可贵。所以他写过一首很有名的诗说，回首向来萧瑟处，也无风雨也无晴。我回头看我走来的这一生，心很静，也就无所谓了。

2009-8-29, 13:20

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